Day four of the (not so) epic journey of creating content for a (not so) amazing blog.
To be sure that I was producing (subpar) quality content "by the books", I did research on what a blog is.
How fitting for my dumb blog that I purchase a domain, put the site live, and THEN decide to do research on what a blog is/entails...
Per Dictionary.com, a blog is a regularly updated website written in an informal or conversational style.
Wonderful! What can be more informal than consistently professing how naive my blog and I are?
Nonetheless, despite my (insurmountable) shortcomings, I have settled on a topic for today's post:
Have you ever realized how bored you are with the widely accepted NATO Phonetic Alphabet?
If you work Customer Service, Help Desk, or for the military then you are very likely accustomed to saying Romeo and Juliet on a regular basis (despite never having read Shakespeare in grade school -- Spark Notes ftw).
The wait (that you didn't know you were waiting for) is over!
I kindly introduce the "Phonetic Alphabet -- Millennial Edition":
Apple
Bomb.com
Craigslist
Dank memes
Ebay
Facebook
Google
Harambe
Instagram
Jim Jefferies
Karambit
LinkedIn
Myspace
Nobody uses Myspace anymore
Office 365
Paypal
QuickBooks
Reddit
Starbucks
Twitter
Umbrella Corp
Verizon
Wikipedia
Xbox
Youtube
Zillow
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