My Dumb Blog Grand Opener Post

This is the first post ever of this blog.

Straight out the door I have said nothing but the obvious in the first paragraph of my blog.
At this point it may be necessary to explain the purpose of this blog (albeit awkwardly now).

My blog is being written for the following 3 reasons:

1. At times, I become curious and feel it necessary to write (dumb) ideas down, so this blog will be my outlet.

2. In the off chance my (dumb) ideas have some sort of insight or real world application, I would like others to benefit.

3. I feel it necessary to write in a way that will make my blog live up to the chosen domain name (mydumbblog.org).

The reality of the impact of my blog after ambitiously adhering to the so called purpose of this (dumb) blog:

a. First and foremost, people will feel that they have completely wasted their time after reading any given post. (In other words, a 100% disappointment rate -- efficient huh?)

b. The best of the (dumb) posts will, by nature, be an oxymoron. (The equivalent of finding a replacement keyboard you desperately needed, except its missing the WASD keys, CTRL+ALT+DEL keys, and the ENTER key.)

c. I myself will regret deeply having posted the majority (if not all) of the content. This is mostly due to the sheer fact that writing a dumb blog will be an oxymoron. More specifically, the more effort I place in writing the blog will make it too good to be posted. I am therefore required to consider what the archetype of intelligent is and then proceed to post the opposite. Explaining item c. has already evolved into a case in point scenario, and I am therefore required to cease immediately.

d. The blog will be amusing to some individuals despite the odds of this happening being heavily stacked against it.